50 Shades of Grey – In a nutshell
If you have been living under a rock, you may be asking yourself, “what is 50 shades of grey”. Essentially, it is the new ‘Mills & Boon’. It is everywhere. People are reading it in public, in private, and some weird place in between (I think it is called a porch?) The vast majority of the people they see copies of ’50 Shades of Grey’ floating around, but have no idea about what is inside, other than the fact that it is supposed to be quite ‘raunchy’…but is it actually?
The image above was found in a book store. It is a pretty damming review of ’50 Shades of Grey’ and was placed in front of the stack of the books. For some reason this felt like it could be a was to sell a few more copies. If you word a message so strongly against something, it is very easy to push against that and say, “I’m getting a copy”. Or, at the very least, get the fair minded people to buy a copy in order to have an opinion.
Sadly, there is only one way to find out. If you still really want to buy it, here’s the link – http://www.amazon.co.uk/Fifty-Shades-Grey-E-James/dp/0099579936
Spoiler – Peter Galen Massey Reviews ’50 Shades of Grey’ in 100 words:
“Holy cow, he’s rich and handsome. Holy crap, he makes me horny. Holy Moses, he’s got a sex dungeon. Holy f*ck, he can f*ck. Holy sh*t, I have to sign this contract? Holy crap, he’s mysterious and tortured. Ouch! he’s spanking me. Oh, I like it. Holy cow, he loves me for me? Hey! he tied me up. Huh, I like it. Holy crap, I’m meeting his mother. Holy f*ck, he can f*ck. Holy sh*t, shocking personal revelations! Glider. IHOP. Flogger. Handcuffs. Holy crap, he plays the piano too. Such a nice boy. Holy cow, the love of a brave woman should fix any broken man. Ah … aah … aaahh … aaaahhh! … aaaaahhhh!! … AAAAAAHHHHH!!! … Ah, ya know sumptin? 50 Shades of Grey not really doin’ it for me.”
’50 Shades of Grey’, it’s everywhere, and now…even this blog!