Rate My Beard Scale
Most of the ‘Rate My Beard’ guides out there tend to focus mainly on the style of beard, and not the length.
As a man of facial fuzz, and stylish facial fuzz mainly. I don’t mind that the regular ‘Rate My Beard’ guides focus of style. But what about those poor chaps who want a beard, have a beard, but focus on length? Length is important…right?
Fear not, men of lengthy beards, you can rate your facial grooming once and for all. Even if you don’t have a beard of considerable length, you can still apply this scale to friends, or even people you see in the street.
As you can see from the picture this ‘Rate My Beard’ scale is based on the length of beard below the t-shirt neck line.
If you can’t find one of these t-shirt, you can use a ruler and any t-shirt that you own. Once you determine how many centimetres your beard falls below your neck line then find the corresponding rating below.
Oh, and no cheating, when you measure, you must be looking forward with a straight level head.
Rate My Beard – Rating Guide:
- Up to 1 cm below the neckline = Manly
- Up to 2 cm below the neckline = Cavemanly
- Up to 3 cm below the neckline = Truckerly
- Up to 4 cm below the neckline = Hillbillyly
- Up to 5 cm below the neckline = Bigfootly
- Up to 6 cm below the neckline = Hippiely
- Up to 7 cm below the neckline = Saintly
- Up to 8 cm below the neckline = Saint Nickly
- Up to 9 cm below the neckline = Civil War Generaly
- Up to 10 cm below the neckline = Professorly
- Up to 11 cm below the neckline = Presidentialy
- Up to 12 cm below the neckline = Lumberjackly
- Up to 13 cm below the neckline = Orthadoxly
- Up to 14 cm below the neckline = Amishly
- Up to 15 cm below the neckline = Wizardly
- 16 cm and over below the neckline = Godly
Where do you and your friends fall on this ‘Rate My Beard’ scale?