Say My Cocaine

Say My Cocaine

This is just as good as saying Beer Can in order to sound like a Jamaican saying Bacon. But say My Cocaine quickly, and it sounds as though you are saying Michael Caine in his own accent and voice.

Isn’t that awesome. This give you a perfect way to kick start your Michael Caine impression every time without fail. All by just using your own voice and accent to say My Cocaine.

All we need now is a way to say ‘you were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off’ in a succinct way in our own accent that sounds like Michael Caine’s accent and we’re laughing.

But just this is a pretty cool little party piece. Like all good party pieces it is one that you can share with others, and one that they can instantly do. Just take care when you teach people, otherwise you will have a whole room of people who say My Cocaine for the next 30 mins.

 

When not to say My Cocaine

There are times when you might not want to say My Cocaine :

  • While at the airport.
  • In the company of police officers.
  • While standing on street corners.

Conversely, we now know that the two phrases sound like each other. Which means that you should also never talk about Michael Caine at any of the locations that I have just mentioned above.