Emo Pizza Mind Reader Paul Brook

Emo Pizza – The Pizza That Slices Itself

We often see businesses with silly names (such as Emo Pizza, in the picture), and wonder why anyone would choose such a title.

Sometimes though, the nature of the business and the unusual name can come together to produce a piece of comedy.

Such is the case with Emo Pizza, who should have used the tag line, “the pizza that slices itself.”

However, I bet the owners didn’t name their business after a distraught subculture of teenagers. It’s probably the name of their granddad, or something far less funny.