Alcoholic Drinks Explained

What is your choice of drink saying about you? This alcoholic drinks explained guide will help you to understand just what your selection of tipple reflects about you and your friends.

While, this isn’t really psychological, it is rather fun, and I know I saw myself in a few of these drink selections.

 

Alcoholic Drinks Explained:

 

Drinks Explained: Tequila Shots

Please validate my coolness.

 

Drinks Explained: Jager Shots

I also need validation but tequila tastes groooooss.

 

Alcoholic Drinks Explained: Martini

This doesn’t  really work if I’m not wearing a tuxedo, does it?

 

Drinks Explained: Vodka + Soda

I’m just trying to get drunk.

 

Drinks Explained: Vodka + Energy Drink

I’m just trying to get drunker than anyone has ever been.

 

Drinks Explained: Vodka + Cranberry

I’m a girl.

 

Drinks Explained: Light Beer

I’m here to party.

 

Alcoholic Drinks Explained: Regular Beer

I’m here to have a good time.

 

Alcoholic Drinks Explained: Fancy Beer

Why am I even here?

 

Alcoholic Drinks Explained: Scotch

Look at how sophisticated and mysterious I am.

 

Alcoholic Drinks Explained: Whiskey

Wait, is Whiskey different from Scotch?

 

Alcoholic Drinks Explained: Bourbon

Honestly these all taste terrible and I can’t tell the difference between them.

 

Drinks Explained: Fancy Cocktail

I’m interesting!

 

Alcoholic Drinks Explained: Gin + Tonic

I’m boring.

 

Alcoholic Drinks Explained: Bloody Mary

I’m hungover.

 

Drinks Explained: Plain Soda

I’m taking one for the team tonight by driving.

 

Drinks Explained: Water

I’m only because I’m f*cking driving tonight.

 

I wonder how many of those drinks matched either you, your friends or family? Remember though, that this is just a bit of fun and you should always enjoy your favourite tipple regardless of how you think it makes you look.

Personally, I rather enjoy a mojito, pale ales and cognac, which makes me “I’m intersting.”, “I’m here to have a good time.” and “Look how sophisticated and mysterious I am.”…so it’s pretty spot on 😉