Career Options for Cats

Career options for cats , I hear you say, what possibly could a cat be good at, other than ‘cat things’ like being a mouse trap, making things for you to clean-up or keep that little red dot from lazer pointers away from your house? Well, instead of having to always pay to feed your cat and keep it in good health, make your cat do human style jobs by looking at these career options for cats:
 

Career options for cats: Baker

The bread might come out a little gritty but this career option will really ‘put the dough on the table’.

 

 

 

 

Career options for cats: Pianist

You only get ‘chopsticks’ and discordant jazz style, but if the cat likes it, he will play for hours. The bow-tie is fairly easy to attach to the collar too.

 

 

 

 

Career options for cats: Masseuse

There is an additional expense with this career as you will need to have the claws cut. Oh, and cats will only use cod liver oil as a massage medium.

 

 

 

 

Career options for cats: Sculptor

An excellent choice. Possibly worth a fortune if the cat makes the next ‘David’. However, be aware that they will only work with hard dried kitty litter. But this is free.

 

 

 

Career options for cats: Blogger

Not only is blogging very popular, but because cats are so popular on the internet, both of these things can be combined to make a successful blog. Place some adverts on there and you have a regular cash cat, while you are out at work.

 

 

 

 

Career options for cats: DJ

Boy will your cat just love scratching up these vinyl records. This does lead to regular record replacement, which can be costly, but buy second hand records of ‘Fur Elise’.

 

 

 

That’s it, all of the possible human career options for cats. If it just seems like too much work…then just enjoy the images above instead…and pretend the cat is your one…but…please…don’t talk to the computer screen!

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